i'm looking for ridiculous

no really. i am.

Jun 22, 2026

this is ridiculous

i am looking for the ridiculous. to do ridiculous tasks for a ridiculous person -

who really needs help - it’s ridiculous at it’s most ridiculous.

i am. . . in search of a human who is a beautifully detailed as a pantone color match, and quirky enough to understand the soul of something.

i need someone who understands a bit of web building, a lot a bit of ad strategy, and has ideas on ways to cover more than walls my poetic paintings.

my work, and my words are a ridiculous love story for merchandising.

wait, what are you looking for?

i am looking for someone to build, manage, and handle a website similar to this example here.

i can not pay you a salary or an hourly wage. (i know, ridiculous)

i can promise that if your words are true, that my effort will be the same, and we will split what the ridiculous pot at the end of the rainbow collects.

work from home, or wherever and whenever you work. just get the work done. i am ridiculously generous to those that help me.

i don’t need your resume, but i do need to see something you have built and have the ability to explain why it worked and how it aligns with my ridiculous project.

and since we are going for that word i have used to much. . .

i’d love this savant to assist me in making sure that,

this here substack newsletter is current, followed and growing.

i know the most important things to do for the day.
painting may always trump the most important thing of the day.
i get to paint and not have to handle most of the most important things of the day.

if this is you, green means go.

i am riciculous

if not, it can also mean sharing is caring. (but i’m not sharing you.)

either way, thank you for sharing a few ridiculous moments with me.

and remember. . .